Howdy Friends... Clay Burton

​Howdy Friends!
Ok so, if you know me well, by now you must have noticed that when I therapeutically publish some amateur creative writing that my mental hypomania tends to speak my mind, without thinking about it for too long.
Almost spontaneously my thinking pours out of my head faster than my finger's can hit the keyboard.
You can call me CrAzY if you like, but just don't call me late for dinner! lol! I know that's a very old joke, but hey, I couldn't resist.
And bedsides, I ain't no spring chicken! lol! That's another old metaphor by the way, just in case your too young to know. Ah never mind.
I'm so CrAzY, as a matter of fact, that I am unafraid of many things in life that I probably should be afraid of. Ya know the curious cat? But, I have no idea why I am still alive. I spent my nine lives by the time I was 15.
So being CrAzY, like most all attributes humans possess has its pros and cons, good and bad, and up's and down's. Depends on the momentary situation and circumstances occurring at the time.
Habitually thinking outside of the norm boundaries does allow me to sees things in perspectives that may otherwise be bound by logic. Think Salvador Dali having a picnic in The Land of Oz.
At other times, and in other moods, I am actually wanting to think logically. I often yearn for the simplicity that might minimize my complexity. To still the rough waves crashing against the rocks on the shoreline, that might create calm waters.
That was a nice one! "Still the rough waves. Calm the water". Get it?Yea, I'm good.
So, with all of this shared, it seems that God is always sending me on a quest for higher knowledge. To seek out the mysteries of the universe. To unlock, the axis that lies deep within a cognitive chasm. An abyss that is our bottomless Cerebral Cortex Vortex!
See, another nice one. "Cortex Vortex?" Get it? Come on Man. You know I got this!
So Many Questions! So Many Unknown Answers!!!
Like when Charmin toilet paper claims to, "Let You Enjoy The Go!".
As to suggest that is you use Charmin, then your bowel movements will be a a wonderful and pleasant experience. A memory to be relished for years to come! A Flatulent Fantasy!
But here's the pondering question.
How can you "Enjoy The Go" if you use Charmin "After The Go?" I mean what do you, in order to have such an enjoyable movement, before the movement is over, with Charmin?
I mean if it had the daily news with pictures printed on the toilet paper so you could read it, I would probably enjoy the Charmin Go. But heck! I might as well use the newspaper after I read it, after I'm done with My Go!
Omg! This and so many other enigmatic queries of science plague my mind! Why God, Why do I care? Why must I know!? I just want a simple answer, or to nothing at all! Please God!!!
For once, I just want to watch a T.V. commercial about a new medicinal product on the market each week, that will give you energy, make you feel young, help you become popular, and go live in Bahamas resort, and yet, not question all the side effects that can cause cause cancer, blindness, respiratory problems, migraines, venereal warts, gangrene and possible death!
Is it me? Really? Am I CraZy?

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