BAY AREA ENTERTAINER
  • Our Advertisers
  • articles
    • CHECK OUT TEXAS ANIMALS
    • WE BUY USED CARS
    • Clay Burton
  • Dining/Entertainment
  • CHURCH & EVENT LISTINGS
    • The Good News
    • #communityheros
  • Archived Issues
    • OLD SKOOL D2D
    • community pictures >
      • Community Pictures
    • HURRICANE GUIDE 2022 >
      • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2022
    • SPRING HOME IMPROVEMENT 2022
    • Community Pictures
    • Spotlight on the women of Galveston County
    • SPRING HOME IMPROVEMENT.
    • FOOD/DRINK&ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE
    • Randy's Wrap-Up
    • DISCOVER TEXAS
    • That They May See.. Erin Ahnfeldt
    • Restaurant AF
    • WE LOVE HITCHCOCK
    • 2020 HURRICANE & INFO PAGE
    • HURRICANE 2020
    • VIDEOS
    • live local music
    • THANKSGIVING 2022
    • Holiday Traditions
    • FALL HOME IMPROVEMENT GUIDE 2021 >
      • Andrew
      • pirates
    • HALLOWEEN 2022
    • 2021 HURRICANE GUIDE
  • 2023 FALL HOME GUIDE~~ HAPPY FALL Y'ALL
  • Our Advertisers
  • articles
    • CHECK OUT TEXAS ANIMALS
    • WE BUY USED CARS
    • Clay Burton
  • Dining/Entertainment
  • CHURCH & EVENT LISTINGS
    • The Good News
    • #communityheros
  • Archived Issues
    • OLD SKOOL D2D
    • community pictures >
      • Community Pictures
    • HURRICANE GUIDE 2022 >
      • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2022
    • SPRING HOME IMPROVEMENT 2022
    • Community Pictures
    • Spotlight on the women of Galveston County
    • SPRING HOME IMPROVEMENT.
    • FOOD/DRINK&ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE
    • Randy's Wrap-Up
    • DISCOVER TEXAS
    • That They May See.. Erin Ahnfeldt
    • Restaurant AF
    • WE LOVE HITCHCOCK
    • 2020 HURRICANE & INFO PAGE
    • HURRICANE 2020
    • VIDEOS
    • live local music
    • THANKSGIVING 2022
    • Holiday Traditions
    • FALL HOME IMPROVEMENT GUIDE 2021 >
      • Andrew
      • pirates
    • HALLOWEEN 2022
    • 2021 HURRICANE GUIDE
  • 2023 FALL HOME GUIDE~~ HAPPY FALL Y'ALL

CLAY BURTON

Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture

Howdy Friends... Clay Burton

11/17/2022

0 Comments

 
​Howdy Friends!
Ok so, if you know me well, by now you must have noticed that when I therapeutically publish some amateur creative writing that my mental hypomania tends to speak my mind, without thinking about it for too long.
Almost spontaneously my thinking pours out of my head faster than my finger's can hit the keyboard.
You can call me CrAzY if you like, but just don't call me late for dinner! lol! I know that's a very old joke, but hey, I couldn't resist.
And bedsides, I ain't no spring chicken! lol! That's another old metaphor by the way, just in case your too young to know. Ah never mind.
I'm so CrAzY, as a matter of fact, that I am unafraid of many things in life that I probably should be afraid of. Ya know the curious cat? But, I have no idea why I am still alive. I spent my nine lives by the time I was 15.
So being CrAzY, like most all attributes humans possess has its pros and cons, good and bad, and up's and down's. Depends on the momentary situation and circumstances occurring at the time.
Habitually thinking outside of the norm boundaries does allow me to sees things in perspectives that may otherwise be bound by logic. Think Salvador Dali having a picnic in The Land of Oz.
At other times, and in other moods, I am actually wanting to think logically. I often yearn for the simplicity that might minimize my complexity. To still the rough waves crashing against the rocks on the shoreline, that might create calm waters.
That was a nice one! "Still the rough waves. Calm the water". Get it?Yea, I'm good.
So, with all of this shared, it seems that God is always sending me on a quest for higher knowledge. To seek out the mysteries of the universe. To unlock, the axis that lies deep within a cognitive chasm. An abyss that is our bottomless Cerebral Cortex Vortex!
See, another nice one. "Cortex Vortex?" Get it? Come on Man. You know I got this!
So Many Questions! So Many Unknown Answers!!!
Like when Charmin toilet paper claims to, "Let You Enjoy The Go!".
As to suggest that is you use Charmin, then your bowel movements will be a a wonderful and pleasant experience. A memory to be relished for years to come! A Flatulent Fantasy!
But here's the pondering question.
How can you "Enjoy The Go" if you use Charmin "After The Go?" I mean what do you, in order to have such an enjoyable movement, before the movement is over, with Charmin?
I mean if it had the daily news with pictures printed on the toilet paper so you could read it, I would probably enjoy the Charmin Go. But heck! I might as well use the newspaper after I read it, after I'm done with My Go!
Omg! This and so many other enigmatic queries of science plague my mind! Why God, Why do I care? Why must I know!? I just want a simple answer, or to nothing at all! Please God!!!
For once, I just want to watch a T.V. commercial about a new medicinal product on the market each week, that will give you energy, make you feel young, help you become popular, and go live in Bahamas resort, and yet, not question all the side effects that can cause cause cancer, blindness, respiratory problems, migraines, venereal warts, gangrene and possible death!
Is it me? Really? Am I CraZy?
Picture
​Hitchcock Hometown Pharmacy
8719 Hwy 6
Hitchcock, TX 77563
Call and find out all about getting your meds delivered for free!!
(409) 209-0847
hitchcockpharmacy@gmail.com
http://www.hitchcockrx.com/
#galvestoncounty #smallbusiness 
#tacos #shoplocal #eatlocal #community #ourpharmacy
#freedelivery#memes.#socialmedia.#like.#photooftheday.
#facebookmarketing.#trending
 #hitchcock
#friends #mycuprunnethover #blessed #getoutandvote  
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    Howdy there. My Name is Clay Burton. I was born in Galveston County, Tx in 1963 and have lived in Hitchcock Tx. for at least 40 years now. but only the past year or so I have become a very active volunteer in local community services here in Hitchcock.

    I am a new member of The Hitchcock Chamber of Commerce, and founder/administrator of the very diverse and growing Facebook forum "The Future Of Hitchcock" (Times The Are a-Changin) group.  

    I am also a Texas Peer Recover Coach class graduate volunteer working with clients and peers in HIV education/prevention, mental/emotional challenges, and substance use addiction. A program designed based on positive and spiritual solutions for living life on life terms successfully with one recovered persons experience working with the newly recovering. 

    I attend City Council meetings regularly and regard myself as a local and informative social media source as well as an inspirational cheerleader! I am always interacting with citizens and neighbors daily for keeping up with Hitchcock's current events.

    I invite you to read our Facebook group description. It sums up our vision as we move forward into the future with the ongoing and incoming 2020-2040 city plans and comprehensive changes. Our town is more diverse than ever largely due to our HPD Police Chief "Willmon (Smitty) Smith" in coordination with our cities Municipal leader's economic management.  

    Our population is vastly growing all around us and that means prosperity as well as new challenges. I have taken it upon myself the self-appointed role and desire to renew the minds, beliefs, and trust of our residents by witnessing real and sustainable progress.

    God gave me an incredible new life today that I never would ever have imagined before. With only one directive. "In order to keep the wonderful happiness that I have been given, I must pay it forward to the next person in need! Aside from my Free Will, it's not a choice for me, and its so much fun giving back Woo Hoo! 

    Hitchcock, (understandably) has had somewhat of a stigma attached to our town from the past and from the old ways of doing business. But I ask our residents to look around and see the ground floor opportunities to make Hitchcock a shining example in Galveston County.

    Never before in our history has the timing been so right. Positivity is in demand and sells itself. If I can assist you in any way to highlight the good news of our city as a private citizen and volunteer, then please by all means, feel free to contact me. 

    Clay Burton

    email: claylord99@yahoo.com
    phone: 832-418-5828 ​

    Picture

    Categories

    All

    RSS Feed


Hours

ALWAYS OPEN

Telephone

409-916-2970
welovethebayarea@gmail.com